Luke says to her, “I agree that we have a chemistry between you and I that neither you or I can deny and I do love you, but that can be taken the wrong way.” He admits that, yes, he led her on. That night, after the Mullet Olympics, where the crew has to compete in a bunch of increasingly bizarre but definitely amusing drinking games, Luke once again pulls Hannah aside and everyone gets in the tuck position like a window just blew out on their airplane.

Kyle, Carl, and Stravvy the Sandwich Lord are all on Luke’s side because they think all girls are crazy, which is a patriarchy problem as much as it is a problem with any of them individually. Amanda is adamantly on Hannah’s side because she is loyal and says she will stand by Hannah even if she’s wrong.

This definitely seems to be a boys versus girls issue. That’s why she thinks you’re leading her on.” Even his sister isn’t really on his side. Luke calls his sister Alli to talk about what is going on with Hannah, and even she’s like, “Dude, I’ve heard you say you love her on the phone. When I finally pass away, if my soul can be uploaded to a moment in time, I would like it to be right here, between Carl doing bent-over rows and Kyle doing lateral arm raises. We see Kyle and Carl “getting a quick pump on” in the gym together and, let me tell you, I have bookmarked so many PornHub clips that look exactly like this. The episode picks up the day after Luke yelled after Hannah as she walked away from his poor fashion choices on the lawn outside. (The J stands for “judgmental.”) I always thought that Hannah was the fun, reasonable one, the one I would want to have vodka sodas with. It starts with me happy that she finally gets Luke to admit he was wrong, then a little bit of sadness when she totally forgives the F-boy (by which I mean a fedora boy), and then total anger when she absolutely loses her shit on my future husband Kyle J. I don’t know if my allegiance to a reality-show character has vacillated more wildly in one episode than it did watching Hannah try to navigate the gilded prison that is the Summer House quarantine pad.

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